A client told a cute story the other day.  She said a gentleman came to delivery wood to her house.  The wood was to be put in the garage.  She  came home to find him leaving and she said, "where are you going"? He answered back, "I looked in the garage, but it was so dark in there that I figured nobody was home.  She laughed and told him he was looking in fake windows.  She said his face turned all red and she told him not to worry about it that it was a compliment he thought the windows were real.  We got a good laugh out of that one!